Hezbollah Chases Away UN Disarmament Force

The UNIFIL "disarmament force" discovered an actual Hizbullah weapons shipment during a disarmament patrol. So they ran away, returned to their base, hid the incident from the media, and covered up the event in the middle of a larger report delivered weeks later. IRIS told readers from the moment the idea was announced that the disarmament force was a fraud:

Armed Hizbullah militants warded off members of UNIFIL last month when the peacekeepers discovered a truck carrying weapons and ammunition.

On March 30, UNIFIL troops on patrol discovered the truck, chased it down and pulled it over. When the troops approached the vehicle, armed Hizbullah men exited the truck and threatened the troops at gunpoint. The UNIFIL patrol then returned to their base.

The incident, referred to in a semi-yearly report submitted to the UN Security Council by Secretary General Ban Ki-Moon, was not reported in the media at the time.

This reminds me of a song:

Brave Sir Robin ran away.
("No!")

Bravely ran away away.
("I didn't!")

When danger reared it's ugly head,
He bravely turned his tail and fled.
("I never!")

Yes, brave Sir Robin turned about
And gallantly he chickened out.
("You're lying!")

Bravely taking to his feet,
He beat a very brave retreat.
Bravest of the braaaave, Sir Robin!

-Monty Python and the Holy Grail