Lipstick.
Although it now seems obvious that Tzipi Livni will be the next Prime Minister, it does not have to be that way for long if this joke catches on.
It encapsulates everything insiders know about her.
Kadima exit polls show Livni beating Mofaz by 10-12%
Foreign Minister Tzipi Livni was in the lead of the race for Kadima's leadership, with Transportation Minister Shaul Mofaz at least 10 percentage points behind, according to three exit polls published by the leading news channels shortly before the polling stations were closed at 10:30 p.m.
According to Channel 1, Livni earned 47% of the votes on Wednesday, while Mofaz earned 37%; Channel 2 had Livni with 48 percent of the votes, and Mofaz with 37%; and Channel 10 had the largest gap, with Livni holding 49% of the votes, and Mofaz at 37%.
Far behind were the other two contenders in the race, Public Security Minister Avi Dichter and Interior Minister Meir Sheetrit, both earning no more than 7 percent of the votes in at least two of the polls.
The statistics were published in a poll and do not portray actual results.
(Hat tip: Dan Friedman)